You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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