I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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