So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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