he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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