life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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