You can't special order awesome
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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