This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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