Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
PANTIES FOUND
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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