I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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