Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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