is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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