it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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