Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
im on a boat
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