Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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