you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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