yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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