in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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