margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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