this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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