no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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