i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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