More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
operation harelip BJ is a go
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I just want nice things and good sex
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Randomize
