Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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