try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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Do I have a choice?
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I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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