so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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