Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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