I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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