Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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