we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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