he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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