Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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