So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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