Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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