The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
