He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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