she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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