Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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