You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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