i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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