just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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