part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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