But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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