Plan B is the new Plan A
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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