Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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