Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
