i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
