I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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