Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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