Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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