you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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