it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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