It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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