Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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