i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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