Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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